EVERYWHERE YOU GO, ANGER IS ALL THE RAGE.(LIFE & LEISURE)

Byline: DAVE BARRY

If you do much driving on our nation's highways, you've probably noticed that, more and more often, bullets are coming through your windshield. This is a common sign of Road Rage, which the opinion- makers in the news media have decided is a serious problem, currently ranking just behind global warming and several points ahead of Asia.

How widespread is Road Rage? To answer that question, researchers for the National Institute of Traffic Safety recently did a study in which they drove on the interstate highway system in a specially equipped observation van. By the third day, they were deliberately running other motorists off the road.

``These people are MORONS!'' was their official report.

That is the main cause of Road Rage: The …